I can't think of a good headline for this, I'm lost for words.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/16/2017 at 10:45 • Filed to: None

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For $37k you think it have leather seats, NOPE.


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/16/2017 at 10:49

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Divide it by 10 then I will consider


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/16/2017 at 10:51

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$37k seems like a big number, man. But is it enough?


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/16/2017 at 10:52

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I was going to say that that’s one hell of a down payment on future ZF issues, but apparently it’s a stick?


Kinja'd!!! Milky > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/16/2017 at 10:52

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Thats only $28k U.S. bucks. Here that trim starts at 23k so hopefully that particular one has a lot of options. Don’t know how it wouldnt have leather then.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/16/2017 at 10:53

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Holy crap, it’s not even this year’s model.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/16/2017 at 10:54

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Well, it is green so there’s that.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/16/2017 at 10:54

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And hillbillies want to be called “children of the soil” but it ain’t gonna happen


Kinja'd!!! Arrivederci > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/16/2017 at 10:56

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I thought new cars were all expensive in the Great White North


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/16/2017 at 11:00

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A special edition Fiat to commemorate the 75th Anniversary of Jeep.

Fitting.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > HammerheadFistpunch
02/16/2017 at 11:03

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It ’ s a Dr. Hibbert Thing you wouldn ’ t understand.


Kinja'd!!! PotbellyJoe and 42 others > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/16/2017 at 11:12

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Optional Equipment

ParkView Rear Back-Up Camera . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $450
Black Painted Roof . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $525
Premium Navigation Group . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $1,100
Cold Weather Group . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $775
Quick Order Package 21F 75th Anniversary . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $0
Jungle Green . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $0
Monotone Paint Application . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $0
75th Edition Cloth/Mesh Bucket Seats . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$0
Black . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$0

Window Sticker

So this dealer has $700 somewhere in there to make the “Dealer MSRP” code for pinstripe and undercoating with etched windows that we plan to charge you for.

I used to sell cars when they list “Dealer MSRP” rather than “MSRP” it sends up the red flag and I try to find the actual window sticker.


Kinja'd!!! Tazio, Count Fouroff > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/16/2017 at 11:22

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Here’s 2 words — “CP”


Kinja'd!!! TechBro > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/16/2017 at 11:24

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How about this ( http://www.autotrader.ca/a/Mercedes-Benz/GLC-Class/Nepean/Ontario/5_29168560_20091230073138111/?showcpo=ShowCPO&orup=1_15_5 )

GLC300 - $80k CAD. Lol.


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/16/2017 at 11:41

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I remember when 50 grand bought you a top of the line Mercedes 560 SEL.

Now, 50 grand buys you a fucking focus.

I hate everything.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/16/2017 at 11:44

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Cars are more expensive in Canuckistan.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > LOREM IPSUM
02/16/2017 at 11:46

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but $50k now is more like $100k in 2017 money.


Kinja'd!!! AMC/Renauledge > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
02/16/2017 at 12:12

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I love how you have to pay to make the car hotter in car parks in the summer. That $525 black-painted roof is silly.


Kinja'd!!! PotbellyJoe and 42 others > AMC/Renauledge
02/16/2017 at 12:12

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That was my thought. I honestly went, “Is it ever really cold, but really sunny in Canada where that would be enough of a benefit to overcome the downside in the summer?”


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/16/2017 at 12:28

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But if you bought that Renegade, you’d have it made.